dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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