I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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