fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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