But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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