Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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