U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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