WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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