chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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