did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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