it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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