alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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