I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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