Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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