Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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