I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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