so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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