I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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