you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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