We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
