but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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