She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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