This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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