Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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