sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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