I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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