It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
as a side note pls kill me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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