We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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