New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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