woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
