dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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