she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
