My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Too much gin, very little bucket
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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