clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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