well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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