Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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