so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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