Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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