So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Randomize
