So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
