Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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