just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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