She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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