I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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