Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
home. puking in laundry basket.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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