i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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