So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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