Nicole vs. Life
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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