that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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