I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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