Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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