there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I understand Curling. That high.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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