my being single is dangerous.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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