that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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