Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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