I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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