Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just want to make out with him forever
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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